How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to go into a circle room and pea in the corner.
Category: blondes
smells good
Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?He didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!
What did the blonde
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
Locking the car doors!
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Blondes
whats the diffence between a big foot and an itelligent blondes ANSWER there have been sightings of big foots around the world
blonde pharmacist
Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists?They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter.
The Mall
There were four blondes going to the mall and
they didn’t know what store they wanted to go to.So they went to look at the map.When they got there the map said “You are here”” and one of the girls said “”How do they know we are here!””
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Whats the difference
Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A MISQUTO
A. YOU SLAP THE MISQUTO AND IT STOPS SUCKING
M&M's are too sm
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an M&M factory? She kept throwing out all of the W’s!
Maxi
One day a blonde and brunette walk to a high mountain cliff.After a while the burnette says “How about we start heading down it’s almost dark?” The blonde tells her to get a head start because she wants to enjoy the scenery a bit more. After the brunette leaves the blonde gets an idea. She jumps off the cliff. Then she starts to fall. She screams “I thought my maxis had wings!”
Blonde Up
A blonde and her friend were walking together and the
blondes
friend says, “Look a dead bird”! So the blonde looks up.