Category: blondes

How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra?

They’ll be sqaure because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.

A blonde, a brunette, and a readhead are told that if they jump off a certain cliff and say any word they want, they will turn into whatever they say.
The brunette jumps off and says “Eagle!”, and she turns into an eagle and flies away.
The readhead jumps off and says “Hawk!”, and she turns into a hawk and flies away.
The blonde gets a running start, trips on a rock, falls over the edge and yells “OH CRAP!”

Q: Why did the blopnde get an abortion?A: Because she was afraid it wasn’t her baby.–Submitted By: Steve

Q: How do you kill a blonde?A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

How do you kill a blonde?

Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!!!

Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a gallop. Sally was sliding off. She tried to grab the mane but she couldn’t seem to get a grip. So in a great rush she threw herself from the thundering horse, but her foot got caught in the stirup. She was at the mercy of the pounding hooves, near unconsciousness, when……

The Wall Mart manager came out to turn the ride off.

A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is
cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman.
The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own
head.

Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to
Shoot.

The blonde replies “Shut up stupid! You’re next!”

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money. She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps. The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps. The blonde throws up her money, and yells,”God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don’t I get to keep.”

How do dumb blonde brain cells die?
Alone!!

Q. Why did the blonde turn around and go back home on her way to the aiport?

A. Because she saw a sign that said, “Airport left”…