Category: blondes

A blond her friend were walking in a dark basement looking for something. All of a sudden the blond yells stop. Her friend asks whyThe blond said, “Something just rubbed up against my left leg!” Then a moment later said, “oh never mind, it was just my right leg.”

Nasa is looking for a new way to boost it’s ratings. So they decide to send an ordinary woman into space. They place an add and are soon faced with three interviews. The first is a lovely looking woman with neat brown hair. They have only one question to ask which is: “If you could go to any planet, where would you go?” After a moment of thought the woman replies;”I would go to Mars.” “And why would you like to go there?” “I find it very interesting and would like to see if there really is life there.” The Nasa men are most impressed with this and promise to call her back and let her know their results. The next woman is a redhead with a very nice suit on. They ask her the same question to which she replies; “I would like to go to Saturn, so that I could see for myself what the rings look like.” The Nasa guys are happy with this answer and promise to call her back. The next is a blonde woman wearing a very short skirt and VERY revealing top. They ask her the same question and she gives it a lot of thought and replies; “I would like to go to the sun.” “But don’t you know you would burn to death if you went to the sun?” “Oh don’t be silly, I’d go at night.”

Q: What do you call three blondes sitting under a Christmas tree?

A: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Whats the diference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It’s hard to open the legs of an ironing board.

A blonde went to a football game with her boyfriend.After the game the boyfriend turn to the blonde and ask her how she liked the game. The blonde responded by saying her like it a lot but she did not understand why the guys were fighting over a quarter. The boyfriend confused ask the blonde what she meet by that. The blonde explained that at the beginning of the game the guy in the black and white flipped a quarter. Then for the rest of the game the crowd keeped calling out get the quarterback.Get the Quartback!

Question: How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Answer: Tell her the drinks are on the house.

One day a blonde walked down to a river, and noticed another
blonde standing on the other side, curiously, the first blonde
asked “How do you get to the other side?” the other blonde
yelled back “Well Heck! You ARE on the other side!”

A BLONDE WAS SITTING ON A PARK BENCH CRYING.I WALKED UP TO HER AND ASKED WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS? SHE REPLIED; MY DAD JUST DIED. IM SO SORRY I SAID ;YOU NEED TO TALK TO A FAMILY MEMBER ? SHE SAID YES AND I LET HER USE MY CELL PHONE. SHE CALLED HER SISTER AND AS SHE TALKED SHE BEGAN TO WEEP EVEN MORE. I ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG NOW? SHE SAID MY SISTERS DAD DIED TOO.

There were two blondes, and they had just come from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was
trying to pick the lock when she stopped to rest for a second.

When she sat down, her friend said, “Hurry up, it’s starting to rain and the
tops down!”

There were 3 blondes in a nice red sports car. They were driving to disneyland and they figured they were close. They were getting exicited when….they saw a sign that said Disney-Left

Question: Why did the blonde have a briuse on her belly button?

Answer: She had a blond boyfriend.