Category: blondes

A cop is driving down the freeway when he sees a blonde knitting while she is driving.
Confused he turns on his siren and loudpeaker and says, “pullover, pullover.” The blond looks up at the cop and then down and screams, ” No, it s a sweater!”

There once was a blonde riding a horse. It was going very fast. All of a sudden she started to fall off! she tried to grab the mane,reins, saddle, tail, and body. It did not work. She yelled for help. Finally the Wal-Mart manager came over and unplugged it!

What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? A wine and cheese party!

what is a blondes idea of a bad day?
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when her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil

What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

What did santa clause say to the three blondes?

ho ho ho

A blonde was driving down the highway and was swerving all over the place.Finally she was pulled over by a state trooper and he asked her what the problem was she says there are all these trees in the road .The trooper looks out of the car and loks back and says lady those are your air fresheners.

why is my sister so dumb?
because she is a blonde

What is a blonde’s definition of a naval destroyer. A hula hoop with a nail in it.

There were two blondes the just came out of the mall. As they walked through the parking lot, they remembered that they had left the keys in the car.

Realizing that they were locked out, the blondes got a hanger and tried to open the door. Hard at work, the first blonde stopped to catch her breath.

The other blonde got worried as she looked up a the sky and said, “We’ve got to hurry up and get in before it starts to rain. I don’t want to get the seats wet because the top is down!”

Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.