Category: blondes

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A rebel without a clue!

What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?You only have to punch information into a computer once.

whats the best football position a blonde plays? a wide reciever because shes always open!!!!!

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can’t stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
‘Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?’

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, ‘Because it is an ocean of wheat.’

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

‘It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.’

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
‘If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your arse.’

What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer? —-Frosted Flakes.

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman
working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes
the blonde’s headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how
she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up
the headphones and listens.
She hears: �Breathe in…Breathe out…breathe in…Breathe out.”

Three blondes walk into a bar do you think
they noticed?

Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s writing on the white-out.

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

How do you get a one arm dumb blonde out of a tree?

You wave at her!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were preparing to be put in
front of a firing squad. The brunette walked in first and stood
against the wall with the other two looking on. The squad said,
“Ready, aim…” and on aim the brunette pointed behind them
yelling, “Tornado!” The squad turned around and the brunette
fled over the wall to safety. Next the redhead stood in and at
“aim” she pointed and yelled, “Hurricane!” The squad turned
around and the redhead fled to safety. By now the blonde had
caught on, at the word “aim” just point and yell out a natural
disaster. So the blonde stepped in and at the word aim she
quickly pointed and yelled, “Fire!”

How do you drownd a blonde… put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool