Category: blondes

How do you know a blonde secretary�s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

What the difference between a brunette and the trash?

The trash gets taken out once a week!

a blond, a burnet, and a red head jump of a bilding at the same time. so, why does the blond land last??

BECAUSE SHE STOPS TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!!!

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.

“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”

“POOF!” She disappears. The redhead goes up to try.p>”I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”

“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.

“I think–“

“POOF!

What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!

How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?

She fell out of a tree.

One day there were three guys, a blond a black and a brown head. these three guys worked on top of a relly high building. there wifes always packed there lunches for them. they packed them a apple a juice box and a penut butter sand witch. now these three guys got penut butter sandwitches for 2 weeks straight so one day they all made a promise that if they got penut butter sandwithces the next day they would jump and kill them selfs of the building! the next day srue anofe there was a penut butter sandwithce in each lunch box. the brown hair said let there be peace in the world and jumed of the bulding. the black hair one said same here. the blondy said hey it seems to be a trend and i promised so here it gose and he jumped. the next day the boss went to the funarils the boss said why are you cring? brown hairs wife said why did i pack him a penut butter sandwith why?
the boss gose to the black hairs funaril and see the wife crying and the boss said y r u cring? y did i pack him a penut better sand witch y?
the boss gose up to the blonds wife and sees her laughting and the boss says why are you laughing your hushband just killed him self the wife said ya but he packed his own lunch ahahahahahahahahaha

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?

A: Because everybody gets a turn.

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”She says, “Why, officer?””Because your breast is hanging out.”She looks down and says, “OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!”

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A labrador.
A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.