Category: blondes

What about the blonde guy whose wife gave birth to twins?He wanted to know who the other man was.

Why did the blonde freeze to death at the drive-in?

She went to see “Closed for the season.”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

this blonde and her husband were sittin at home watchin tv and the mailman knocks on the door and says “mailman”.the blonde tells her husband and he said “fuck the maillman!!”.he went upstairs and he came bac downstairs and he found her and the mailman on the couch havin sex.hahahahaha

A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the
pool ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race…

The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water
and began swimming.

A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the
water. Then the redhead.

About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged.

They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the
redhead, and the bronze to the blonde.

As they placed the medal around her neck, the blonde whispered,
” I don’t want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other
two used their arms.”

Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?

A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

A: A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?

A: I just love nuclear fission. What kind of bait do you use??

What do u call a blond behind a stearing wheel?
A air bag!

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie–*poof*– you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.” –*poof*– The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the sexiest woman alive.” –*poof*– The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, “I think. . . .” –*poof*–

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.”This picture looks like someone I know” she says. The other one has a look and says, “Of course dummy, it’s ME….”

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?

A: Chances are they’ll both end up in the gutter.

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o’clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump.”I’ll take that bet,” the blonde replied.A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.”No, a bet’s a bet,” the blonde replies, “I owe you $50 dollars.”The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies “No, you don’t understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out.””That’s okay,” the blonde replies, “I saw it earlier too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”