Category: blondes

Brunette after sex “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”

Redhead after sex “Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.”

Blonde after sex “Next!”

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room.

there were two blondies at a gas station and locked their car with the hood open so when they went out to put their chips in the car. They tried to open the door, but it was stuck.
the 2nd blonde said “try busting the door open””
the 1st blonde said “”nah i dont want to smudge the paint on the car.
so the 2nd blonde suggested “”ask the cop over there””
so the 1st blonde asked him and the cop said “”sure why not””.
the cop says to both of the blondes “” the hood is open and the windows are down””
the blondes say “” WE KNOW! we just want to get the car unlocked”” so The cop Just Leaves And everyone looks at them like they are stupid. so they never figured how to open the car door ever.

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There is a redhead a brunet and a blonde
they were all invited to a pool party the
redhead walks in wearing a wonepiece then the brunette comes in wearing a onepiece then the blonde comes in wearing a onepiece and says didnt you know onepieces are so out of style.

How to keep an idiot busy for hours

A blonde was going to ride a horse for the first time and she was very nervous and scared. She gets up on the horse and it starts to move. It goes faster and faster and the blonde is terrified. Suddenly the blonde loses her grip and slides up side down on the horse. Her head is dragging on the ground and she is screaming for help. She is panicing now and just when she is sure she is gonna die, the manager comes out and unplugs the machine.

A certain young man finally won a date with a dumb blonde that lived in his apartment complex.To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his “tool of the trade”. But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man’s sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The dumb blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his Johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, “So that’s how you guys load those things!”

A blonde goes to a football game.

The quarterback starts running with the ball and she chases him yelling “I want my quarter back!”

Submitted by bomberman255
Edited by Calamjo

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A: “What’s a lightbulb?”

Two blondes are in a car on their way to disney land, when they see a sign saying

Disneyland left

So they turn around and go home

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says,
“Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?” The man says back to the blind
man, “Look buddy, I’m blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound
professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The
man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell
that blond joke?”

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, “Nah, I
wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.”