Category: blondes

How do you drown a blonde?When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They’ve never met.

She is so blonde; she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Q: How Do You Confuse A Blonde

A: You Stick Her In A Round Room And Tell Her To Pee In The Corner

There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. Just three women entered the race, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 48 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, “I don’t want to sound like I’m a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms.”

A blonde and a brounet are walking down the street. the brounet says to the blonde look at that dog with one eye

The blonde covers her eye and replies were

When is it OK to shoot a blonde in the head?When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!

What did the blond gold medalist at the Olympics do when she got home ? She had her gold metal bronzed.

Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means “Stop, wrong hole.”

Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing.

She’d reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood.

The other blonde couldn’t stand it any longer and yelled up, “Why are you throwing some of the nails away?”

The first blonde explained, “When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it’s pointed toward me I throw it away. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it!”

The second blonde got real excited and called her all kinds of names, explaining, “Don’t throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house!!”

Question:
What do a blonde and a car have in common?

Answer:
They can both drive you crazy!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
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Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!