Category: blondes

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to
help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side
of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the
other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot,
still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, “Would you like me to be
your friend?”

The girl hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, “Why are you standing
here all alone?”

“Because,” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalie!”

a blonde comes skipping home from school one day and says mum i can count to 10 but my friends could only count to 5 is it because im blonde?
mum replies yes it is love

the next day she comes in skipping and said i could go up to g in the alphabet but my friends could only go up to d is that because im blonde?
yes it is love

the next day she comes skipping in and says mum everyone in my class is flat chested but im not and gets out some 34f is that because im blonde mum?
no love its because your 25

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a race to cross the river doing only the breast stroke.

Well the brunette comes up two hours later and towels off, an hour later the redhead comes up and towels off, Six hours after the redhead came up the blonde comes up.

She goes up to the judge and says, “I hate to sound like a sore sport, but I think they used their arms.”

Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

First Class?A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, ”I’m young, blonde and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to New York.” Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, ”I’m young, blonde and beautiful, and I’m going to sit here all the way to New York.” The captain doesn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde’s ear. She immediately gets up, says, ”Thank you so much.” hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, ”I just told her that the first class section isn’t going to New York.”

Q. what is the difference between big foot and a intelligence blonde?

A. there been actual sitings of bigfoot

Why did the blonde have square boobs?

– She forgot to take the kleenex out of the box!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?Toes go in first.

Two blokes were walking their dogs through a graveyard.

1st man said to the other, “Morning.”

2nd man replied, “Nah ….just walking the dog.”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman

two blondes went out in there new convertable,
and on the way to the mall they saw another blonde. But the other blonde was in a row boat,
and she was rowing it in a field.the one blonde said to the other she gives blondes a bad name.And the blonde says yeah we should tell how we feel.So the other blonde in the car says yeah but i cant swim.

How is a blonde like a frying pan?

You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a
redhead, and the other a blonde. The guard brought the first
woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she
had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted:
“… Ready … Aim … !! and suddenly the brunette yelled,
“EARTHQUAKE!” Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped.

So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last
requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted: “… Ready
… Aim …!! and suddenly the redhead yelled “TORNADO!”
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped.

Well, by now, the blonde had it all figured out. They brought
her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last
requests. She said no and the executioner shouted: “… Ready
… Aim … !! and the blonde yelled, “FIRE!”