Category: blondes

There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.

They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them evil things and the explorers shall be poo head destroyed. The tribe was going to shoot them with a bow and arrow in the not head one at a time.

First they were going to shoot at the brunnette. She stepped up and they called 1-2-3 but before they could shoot she yelled TORNADO and everyone ducked and lay down on the ground and the brunnette ran way while they ducked. The tribe got mad and swore but did not go after her.

Then the redneck stepped up and they aimed and yelled 1-2-3.. but before they could shoot she screeched FLOOD and everyone jumped and climbed up the nearest tree. The redhead took advantage and ran away. They got really mad and swore but did not go after her.

They didn’t like people yelling fake incidents. Then the blonde stepped up and she thought that yelling a mother nature disaster was a good idea. They yelled 1-2-3 and the blonde yelled FIRE!

a blonde and a brunette jump off a bilding witch one lands first the brunrtte cause the blonde stops to ask for directions

It was a hot and humid July afternoon, when I decided to visit
my friend, Susie. Susie may be blonde and beautiful, but
sometimes she is, shall we say, lacking in other areas.

Susie had decided her kitchen needed repainting, and instead of
hiring a professional, decided to do it herself. I thought she
might appreciate a break and brought over some cold beer and
some sandwiches.

When I arrived, I found Susie working hard painting the kitchen
walls. But instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her
fur coat and her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that
way on such a hot day. She brought me the paint bucket and told
me to read the instructions. I did.

It said, “For best results, put on two coats.”

Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?

A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.

Q. How do blondes’ brain cells die?

A. Alone.

Why doesn’t a blonde ever talk during sex?
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Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers!

why did the blonde change her babys diaper once a month?because the tag says good for up to 25lbs !!

Q. What goes Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech!
A. Blonde at a flashing red light.

Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

A: “Nice tits!”

A man had called a local paint company and asked if they had anyone who could come over and do some painting that day. The company sent a blonde right over to do the job. The man meet the woman at the front door and asked her how much she would charge him to paint his porch. She stated that she would charge him 25$. He thought to himself “what a deal” since his porch was a long wrap around. The blonde also added that she would be done by the end of the day. The man thought to himself, “this is too good to be true!” and left for work for the day. When he arrived home he noticed that his porch didn’t even have a drop of paint on it. He went around the back and shrieked in horror as he seen the blonde putting the last bit of green paint on his new firebird.”what did you do to my firebird!” shrieked the man.”….Firebird?”questioned the blonde.”…and all this time I thought it was the porsche”

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They’re there for those who don’t drink.