Category: blondes

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade, Who has the biggest tits? The blonde, because she’s 18.

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their
car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get
to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind
of stand there and think for a while. Then one has the idea to try to open the
car with a hanger. So the first blonde starts fiddling with the lock with the
hanger. The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried.
‘HURRY, HURRY,” she urges. “IT’S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!”

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on his back?From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?A: Knock on the door.

Two blond boys were hunting. After a few hours, they realized
they were hopelessly lost.

The first boy said, “I heard somewhere that if you fire a shot
into the air someone will come to your aid.”

They fired one shot but nobody came. They fired again and again,
to no avail. Starting to panic, the first boy said, “Try one
more time.”

His friend replied, “Okay, but were almost out of arrows.”

Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favourite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.

Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.

Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!”

“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?”

“No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?A: None of them, two don’t exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

This blonde is so dumb she sent a fax with stamp on it!! LOL HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

A blonde walks into a shop and says to the owner “can i buy that microwave” the owner replys sorry, we dont seel to blondes.
So the next day she comes back as a red head and says “can i buy that microwave” the owner replys sorry, we dont sell to blondes.
So the next day she comes back as a brunette and says ” can i buy that microwave?”
the owner replys sorry, we dont sell to blondes
she says ” how did you know i was a blonde?
he says” because thats not a microwave, thats a T.V!

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter?”If you’re not in bed by 12, you can come home!”

Why don’t blondes make good cattle ranchers?

They can’t keep their calves together.

Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis