Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Category: blondes
Lonely lips
What did the blondes lip say to the other?
Ans: Nothing cause they have never met
There are three fifth grade girls, a blonde,…
There are three fifth grade girls, a blonde, and brunett,and a redhead. Which one has the biggest boobs?
The blonde because she is 18!
Why did the blonde s
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Cause it said concentrate.
How can u tell if a blones having a bad day
how can u tell if a blones having a bad day???
when a tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil
Warning
IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS.
THIS IS A SCAM. HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.
I wish I’d gotten this yesterday.
I feel so stupid.
Signed,
The Blonde
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Clark Kent
Blonde’s AM Radio
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Cook a Turkey
Why did the blonde cook a turkey for 2 1/2 days?
The directions said to cook it for 1/2 an hour per pound and she
was 123lb.
whats the difference
whats the difference between a blonde and a brick?the brick doesn’t follow you around 3 days after you lay it
Death to the blonde
how do you drown a blond??
put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight.
Speeding Blonde
One day a Blonde was pulled over for speeding. the officer approached the car and asked the BlondE for her drivers license.
The BlOnDe replied queezicaly “What’s that?”
The patrolman replied ” That’s the little card with your picture on it. Saying you know how to drive.”
The BLOnde returned a perky “Oh! I got one of those!” and digs it out of her purse.
Next the patrolman requested her registration. again he was confronted with,” What’s that?” to which he answered, “Mam, That’s the piece of paper that says you own the car.”
Again the bloNDE reported “Oh! I got one of those.” the patrolman took the documents back to his car and called them in. All was clear.
He returned the documents to the bLoNdE and unzipped his trousers and whipped out his penis, the BLONDe looked up and shrieked “NOT ANOTHER BREATHALYZER”