Category: blondes

A brunette, redhead, and a blonde are talking when the brunette

says,”I was looking through my daughters purse and I found

cigarettes. I didn’t even know that she smoked.” The redhead

then says,”Well I was looking through my daughters purse and I

found a joint. I didn’t even know she did drugs.” Lastly, the
blonde

says,”Well I was looking through my daughters purse and I found

condoms. I didn’t even know that she had a dick!”

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Proofreading.

what do you do when u are taking care of a white kid? you put him in the cabinet with all the rest of the crakers

A young man finally won a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his “tool of the trade”. But, the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man’s sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, “So that’s how you guys load those things!”

Q: how do you kill a blonde?
A: put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

how does a blonde kill a bird? throws it off a cliff!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Glaci

How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?

When she farts, her knees bag.

how is a blonde and a pool table alike? you put in fifty cents and they rack your balls

What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at a
blinking red light!

A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another young woman comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor.

“No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”