Category: blondes

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.

This blond in her new red corvette convertable pulled out in front of this 18 wheeler. The driver was furious and he told her to pull over. When she did he asked her why she pulled out in front of him and she didnt reply so he went to his truck pulled out a can of spray paint and made a circle. He said for her to stay in the circle and not step one foot out of it. He then went back to his truck and got a bat and started to trash her car. He turned and say her laughin. This just then made hijm even more furious and he hit the car more rapidly. He saw she kept laughing and just mutilated her car. Well he turned and asked her what was so funny and she said:

” I stepped outta the circle 3 times when you weren’t looking! “

Two blondes walk into a bar, u think one of them would have saw it!

Q. What is eternity?
A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

How many blonde jokes are there?

One – the rest are facts!

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.

Try telling a blonde to put M&Ms in alphabetical order. I’ll bet you she’ll try! I’ve done it!

This blonde that was so stupid that…….

~ she called me to get my phone number.

~ she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”

~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

~ she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

~ she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.”

~ she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

~ she tried to drown a fish.

~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?”

“You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.

Day1:

A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”

Mum replies: “yes dear”

Day 2:

“We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”

Mum replies: “yes dear”

Day 3:

“We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I’m a 36DD. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”

Mum replies: “No dear, it’s because your 25.”

Submitted by Curtis
Editted by Calamjo

Why do blondes like BMW’s? Cause they can spell it!

A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 mor cents pushed the button and another coke came out.
She kept doing this untill a guy standing behind her said, ” Excuse me, can I get my coke and then you can go back to what ever you are doing?”

The blonde turns around and says, ” Like duh not when I am winning!! “