What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
Marriage.
Category: blondes
Medical compliment
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, ”You have acute appendicitis.”
The blonde yelled at the doctor, ”I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
Milk Bath
This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She
left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When
the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door
to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your
note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5
gallons?”
The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”
The milkman asked, “Pasteurized?”
The blonde said, “No. Just up to my tits.”
Atlantic Coast and a Blonde
What’s the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.
She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer “if I can guess how many sheep in you’re flock will you give me a sheep.”
The farmer says “OK”.
The brunette says “485”.
The farmer says “that’s right but if I can guess you’re natural hair color can I have my sheep back”.
the brunette says “OK”.
The farmer says “blonde”.
The brunette says how did you know.
The farmer says you just picked the dog.
Ash Blonde
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
2 really dopey blondes
Two blondes are on a bus and one of them looks out the window and see’s two other blondes in the middle of a feild rowing a boat. She turns to the other blonde and says “Its blondes like that who give us blondes a bad name.” and she replied “yeah and if i could swim i’de kill her!”
1 small rope
there was 4 blondes and 1 brunett hanging from a rope 500 feet above the ground but there is only enough room on the rope for 4. so brunett gives then this speech telling them she loves them and she will let go. after the speech the blondes clap!
Blonde at Starbucks
A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced
Cappuccino.
”Do you want it hot or cold?”
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A Space Invader.
Lights
Q. How does the blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
A.Open the car door.
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.
The horrified nurse said, “Why didn’t you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?”
The lady replied,”My phone doesn’t have an eleven!”