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A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation.
She was awake , so he examined her. ” You’ll be fine,” he said.
She asked, “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor?”
The Surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl. “What’s the matter Doctor? I will be alright won’t I ?”
He replied, ‘Yes , you’ll be fine Miss Lewinski. It’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”
Q: What do they do to fast women in Arkansas?
A: Put a governor on ’em.
How many White House interns does it take to satisfy Clinton?
Nobody knows, he has never been satisfied.
Q: Why was Hillary SO interested in Whitewater?
A: She had heard whitewater could be found going over a dike (dyke).
What did Gore say after the Lewinsky story broke?
Why do they call me the stiff man in the White House?
What’s Bill Clinton’s favorite sandwich?
Tongue Sandwich.
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: For spare parts.
What do Jerry Ford and Al Gore have in common?
They both got promoted because of crooked dicks.
What were some of the things listed on Monica’s job description?
Worked in various positions under a high government official … become
familiar with White House (ceilings) … get paid by the piece.
How did Clinton create 14 million new jobs?
13 million of them are comedians.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three…one to change the bulb, one to call the media to publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the democrats.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
Q: Is Bill Clinton heterosexual, bisexual, or homosexual?
A: None of the above. He suffers from ego sexuality since he is constantly
screwing himself.