What did President Clinton name his new computer business?
LAP TOPings!
Category: bill clinton
Neck wear
Q: What kind of neck wear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
A: A noose.
Searching Monica
What did the FBI find when they searched Monica?A wad of Bills
Difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?
Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?
He couldn’t give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL WHEN BILL CLINTON IS LYING:
1. He bites his lower lip.
2. He wags his finger.
3. He wags a nearby intern.
4. Be begins with ‘The American people want….’
5. He brags about great sex with Hillary last night.
6. Harry Thomason is holding cue cards in doorway.
7. He uses a line Al Gore tested last week.
8. He claims the ‘special sauce’ stains are from McDonalds.
9. Lawyers or Generals are standing behind him.
10. His lips are moving.
Best way to kill Clinton.
Q: What is the best way to kill Clinton????
A: Give him something that reads:
DO NOT INHALE.
Bill Clinton’s picture
q: why do they put bill clinton’s picture on the insides of toilet bowls?
a: so the a******* can see whom they voted for.
Why does Hillary always try to get on top?
Q: Why does Hillary always try to get on top?
A: Because Bill can only f— up.
Half a brain and Gore on their backs.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and Kurt Cobain have in common?
A: Half a brain and Gore on their backs.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings….
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Monica go to work at the Pentagon
Why did Monica go to work at the Pentagon?
She developed a taste for seamen in the White House.
Difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.