Category: bill clinton

Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.

President Clinton to maid: “Ma’am, can you do something about Chelsea’s room?

She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House.”

Maid: “Yes, Mr. President, I’ll remove the mirrors right away.”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman

What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?
“Sat on the Presidential Staff”

What will Johnny Cochran, Clinton’s new lawyer, say to the jury?
It’s not a sin, if it doesn�t go in!

Many of people have ridden the titanic, same with Clinton, so lets call him
the Clintanic.

SO the President walks on to Air Force one with two pigs under his arms and he says to an army general “These are Arkansas razor back pigs” then he says “this one for Hilary and this one is for Chelsea” Then the general says “nice trade sir”. — Submitted by Nick Mead

As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request
over the loudspeaker:
“Mr. President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright position
and prepare to land?”

Why does President Clinton invite so many ladies into his private study?

He wants to show them his executive branch.

Q: What is the difference between liberalism and socialism?
A: Socialism is dead.

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Q: What is Clinton’s worst nightmare?
A: An intern with braces.

Q: How are Congressmen and baseball players alike?
A: They are millionaires who work 3 hours a day and left in August not
finishing what they had started.