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A test

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With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer,you will be able to test where you stand, morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision, one
way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest yet, spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line. This is important for the test to work accurately.

You’re in Florida,Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are masses of water all around you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly, you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken away by the water and mud. You move closer.

Somehow the woman looks familiar. suddenly you know who it is. It’s Hillary Rodham Clinton! At the same time, you notice that the raging waters are about to take her away, forever.

You have two options. You can save her or you can take the best photo of your life. So, you can save the life of Hillary Rodham Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A unique photo, displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful women.

And here’s the question: (Please give an honest answer)

Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and white ?

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We are being invaded

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President Clinton was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

“Mr. President,” said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, “there’s good news and bad news.”

“Oh, no…” muttered the President, “Well, let me have the bad news first.”

“The bad news, sir, is that we’ve been invaded by creatures from another planet.”

“Gosh, and the good news?”

“The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil.”