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Clinton’s Boxers
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?
To keep his ankles warm!
Clinton’s early morning activity
What does Clinton do first thing in the morning?
Read the Headlines…
He thought he was in a confessional.
Q: Why did Ted Kennedy spend 3 hours in the voting booth?
A: He thought he was in a confessional.
What did the dress prove?…
What did the dress prove?
She didn’t swallow.
How to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
The cars are needed the other two days for sex edu
Q: Why are driver’s education classes held only three days a week in
Arkansas?
A: The cars are needed the other two days for sex education.
No cigar
Who do you think had more sex in the Whitehouse?
J.F.K. or Clinton?
J.F.K. was close but, no cigar!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
One of them died
A life long supporter of the Labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.
“But why?” asked his puzzled friend, “You’re Labour through and through? Why change now?”
The man learned forward and explained, “Well, I’d rather it was one of them that died and not one of us.”
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Edited by Curtis
Kittens
A little boy was walking down the street pulling a wagon with a new litter of kittens in it.
Bill Clinton approached him and said “What cute little kittens you have there, young man. What kind are they?”
The little boy said, “They’re Democrats.” Bill Clinton said, Oh, how nice and moved on.
A week are so later, the little boy is again pulling the kittens down the street.
Bill Clinton and George Bush are walking together and approach the little boy.
George Bush said, “Those are some cute kittens. What kind are they?” The little boy said, “They’re Republicans.”
Bill Clinton said, “Now, wait just a minute! Last time I saw you with those same kittens, you told me they were Democrats.”
The little boy smiled and replied, “Yes Sir, but they have their eyes open now.”
Clinton at Hollywood
Hollywood is right on the spot. A movie has been made about the Clinton
administration. It is rumored to be already completed. All that is left is to
figure out the title of the movie. Here are some candidates for the title:
* Citizen Stain
* Prince of Ties
* The Bad News Bares
* Dumb and Dumber Two
* Lady and the Tramp
* The Hoarse Whisperer
* Apackolies Now
* Dial M for Monica
* Willy Wonka and the Cigar Factory
* Saving Clinton’s Privates
* Easy Liar
* All the President’s Women
* The Lying King
* Free Willy
* President Dolittle
* Terms of Impeachment
* All’s Well That Ends
* The Wizard of Odds
* Hip, Hip, Beret
* Driving Miss Monica
* A Bra Too Far
* Tie Panic
* Independent Counsel Day
* The Six Commandments
* Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue
* Neither an Officer Nor A Gentleman
* The Full Monica
* President on a Hot Tin Roof
* Red Faced in October
* Honey, I Shrunk the Presidency
* The Me Lie Massacre
* Bedtime for Bubba.
Why did Clinton fire Joycelyn Elders?
Q: Why did Clinton fire Joycelyn Elders?
A: To beat off the GOP.
A: She wanted to do everything single-handedly.
A: He didn’t want America thinking that Slick Willie could be jerked around.