Zall’s Laws: First Law Posted on January 17, 2018January 17, 2008 by admin Zall’s Laws: First Law – Anytime you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. Second Law – How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on. Spread the love Related posts: New account If a straight line fit No matter what happens, there Letters to a landlord