There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, �You’re beautiful!� and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said �You’re cute!�
Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of �beautiful� it was �cute.� She said �What happened to �beautiful�?
His reply was �The drugs are wearing off!�