You’re a redneck … your momma would rather Posted on June 4, 2015June 4, 2007 by admin You’re a redneck if…. Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story) Spread the love Related posts: Redneck Dog You pick your teeth from You’re a redneck … your watchband is wider Redneck Riddle