yo mama so fat that when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the pasific ocean
yo mama is so old that she has jesus in her year book
yo mama is so old that when god said let there be light, she flicked a switch
yo mama is so poor that when i walk through the front door i was at the back porch
yo mama is so poor that when i asked wats for dinner, she put her foot on the table and said corn
yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet all the time