Your mama is so fat…
…people exercise by running laps around her.
…the government wants to make her a state.
…I need double vision to see her.
…she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
…when she was a baby, her first word was “Oink”.
…her favorite food is fifths.
…her shoes smile when she take them off.
…when she roll over, it registers the Richter scale.