An 80 year old man was having his annual check up and the doctor
asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he
boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and
having my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell
you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never
missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he
accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. So he was
in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of
him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and
squeezed the handle, and do you know what happened?” the doctor
queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied “No.”
The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him!”
“That’s impossible!” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must
have shot that bear.”
“That’s kind of what I’m getting at…” replied the doctor.