A woman walked up to a little old man who was rocking in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look, she said, what’s your secret for a long happy life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, he said, I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise!”
“That’s amazing, how old are you?” she asked.
He thought for a moment, and replied, “Twenty-six.”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis