– You wet the bed and ten people immediately know about it.
– You mow the lawn to find a truck.
– Your house moves more than your truck.
– Your grandmother has ammo and guns on her Christmas list.
– Your 1 year old has more teeth than any of your family members.
– Your car has more rust and holes than paint.
– The dog has a higher I.Q. than you.
– Any of your kids has been born on a pool table.
– Your salary comes from the offering plate.
– You think rich people work at McDonalds.
– Your clothes come from dollar general and big lots.
– Your dog closes his eyes when he sees what you’re eating.
– You have been divorced and remarried several times, but you.
– Still have the same in-laws.
– Your prom had a daycare.
– You’re considered an honor student because you finished the
fifth grade.
– You take a six pack cooler to church.
– The jack’o’lantern on your front porch has more teeth than you.
– You know more than one person named “Darryl.”