You have flowers planted in Posted on April 12, 2015April 12, 2007 by admin You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school. Spread the love Related posts: You know you are a redneck when…….. Redneck Olympics The oak tree in the Advice to northerner