One winter day the president is horrified to see “CLINTON SUCKS”
written in yellow in the snow outside the White House. He
demands an immediate lab test and a handwriting analysis. Just
hours later, an aid comes to him. “There’s good news, Sir, and
there’s bad news. The good news is that the lab test is back and
we know whose urine was in the snow…Quayle’s. The bad news is
that the handwritng analysis is also in…Hillary’s.