– Ya mums so fat she went on the scale & it said’one person at a time please.’
– Ya mums so fat when she tried to dial 999 the slim fast brigade came running.
– Ya mums so small when she jumped off the toilet seat she sprained her ankle.
– Ya mums so small she needed a 5 ft ladder & a pair of 6 inch shoes to kiss her son.
– Ya mums so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.
– Ya mums so skinny she ate a meatball & thought she was pregnant.
– Ya mums so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon.
– Ya mums nose is so ugly it makes Micheal Jackson look good.
– Ya mums so fat she ate a chocolate sunday & left out the cherry to lose weight.
By Saj Madiar