Worst Pick-Up lines to use, even on a Blonde

1) I just threw up!

2) You look just like a hooker I know in Detroit.

3) Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in?

4) Hey baby! You look like you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

5) I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good.

6) Hello Susie! Your mom couldn’t make it this afternoon so she asked me to pick you up. My what a pretty dress!

7) Your face or mine?

8) Nice dress, could I talk you out of it?

9) I want to floss with your pubic hair.

10) I’d look good on you.

11) Excuse me. Have I fucked you yet?

12) Somebody farted! Lets get out of here.

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