Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider webBeelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast outCashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite periodCaterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eatingDecaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for youForeploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sexGrantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where artist or scientists dwell without fundingIntaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start withKinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to remove relatives who come to visitLullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep