Slogans for women’s T-shirts:
� I’m out of estrogen – I have a gun.
� Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
� I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
� Next mood swing: six minutes.
� And your point is?
� I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.
� I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
� Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
� Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.
� Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
� I’m multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
� Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
� You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
� All stressed out and no one to choke.
� I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
� How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
� Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
� Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear.