Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and
approached them. “What’s going on here, anyway?” he asked.
“This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we
should stone her!” one of the crowd responded.
“Wait,” yelled Jesus, “Let he who is without sin cast the first
stone.”
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked
the woman on the side of her head.
“Aw, c’mon, Dad…,” Jesus cried, “I’m trying to make a point
here!”