Their was this white boy. He was in the bathroom at park one day,and he saw this black boy in there. He said excuse me , but how did you get your dick so big. Thats easy said the black boy, everyday I rub it down in lard.Thankyou said the white boy,and off he went Well a few weeks past,and the white boy saw the black boy again. The black boy said hey hows it going,did the lard work. NO !! said white boy I thnik it made it smaller. What i dont understand it worked for me and my dad and my brothers. just what did you do ,maybe you did something wrong. I did what you said, i got a can of crisco out and rubed it down everday. Laughing the black boy said crisco, thats not lard thats shortening..