three surgeons were arguing about who was the best surgeon.
the first said,�i reattached a severed arm on a man who went on to become one
of the best pitchers in the major league.”
the second said,�i reattached a severed leg on a man who went on to become one
of the best place kickers in the nfl.”
the third surgeon could not be out done. he said,�i once stitched a mustache
to an a****** and he went on to become a seven time winston cup champion!”