For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on iron deficient blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real reason. I’m tired because I’m overworked.
- The population of this country is 237 million.
- 104 million are retired.
- That leaves 133 million to do the work.
- There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.
- Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
- This leaves 19 million to do the work.
- Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.
- Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
- There are 188,000 ill and in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
- Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.
And you’re sitting there reading jokes on your email!!!