– You can enjoy a beer all month.
– Beer stains wash out.
– You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.
– Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
– When beer goes flat you toss it out.
– Beer is never late.
– HANGOVERS go away.
– A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
– Beer labels come off without a fight.
– When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
– Beer never has a headache.
– After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
– A beer won’t get upset if you come home with beer on your
breath.
– If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
– You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
– A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
– You can share a beer with your friends.
– You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.