Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, “Whatcha doin’ daddy?”
Johnny’s dad stoops over to cover-up his dick and starts looking at the floor. “Oh I’m just looking for this big rat I saw.” he says.
Little Johnny says, “Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?”