A couple was on vacation when they realized they had left their watches at
the hotel. They saw a man resting with his donkey and asked him if he knew
what time it was. The man looked up and grabbed the donkeys balls, lifted
them up and said, “Well it looks like it’s 2:10 in the afternoon.” The
couple amazed at the mans ability to tell time by lifting the donkeys
balls, asked, “How can you tell time by lifting the donkeys balls?” The
man said, “It’s very easy, first you lift the donkeys balls like this,” he
then lifted them as the couple watched. “O.K” The man said, “Now you can
see the clock on the wall over there.”