What guys say… …What they mean…
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It is just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and she’ll have her
legs around my head.
She’s kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue
I don’t know if I like her She won’t blow me
I need you My hand is tired
I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all
week
I really want to get to know you …so I can tell my friends about
better it
How do I compare with all your Is my penis really that small?
other boyfriends?
You’re the only girl I’ve ever You are the only girl who has not
cared about rejected me
I want you back …for tonight anyway
We’ve been through so much together If it was not for you, I never
would have lost my virginity
I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is
starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance right now Shoot! She’ll know that I have a
hard-on
The break-up should not start I want to have sex a few more times
for another 24 hours
I am different from all the other I am not circumsized
guys