‘Never trust a dog to watch your food.’ – Patrick, aged 10.
‘When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer.’- Hannah, aged 9.
‘Never tell your mum her diet’s not working.’ – Michael, aged 14.
‘Stay away from prunes.’ – Randy, aged 9.
‘Don’t squat with your spurs on.’ – Noronha, aged 13.
‘Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to.’ – Emily, aged 10.
‘When your mum is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.’ – Taylia, aged 11.
‘Never allow your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.’ – Traci, aged 14.
‘Don’t sneeze in front of your mum when you’re eating crackers.’ – Mitchell, aged 12.
‘Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.’ – Andrew, aged 9.
‘Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.’ – Kyoyo, aged 9.
‘You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.’ – Armir, aged 9.
‘Don’t wear polka-dotted underwear under white shorts.’ – Kellie, aged 11.
‘If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.’ – Naomi, aged 15.
‘Felt pens are not good to use as lipstick.’ – Lauren, aged 9.
‘Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.’ – Joel, aged 10.
‘When you get a bad grade at school, show it to your mum when she’s on the phone.’ – Alyesha, aged 13.
‘Never try to baptise a cat.’ – Eileen, aged 8.