A man goes into a chemist’s shop, and asks for a packet of condoms. The assistant asks him what variety he would like.
“How about the new box of condoms of different colors?”
So he buys a packet of 12 mixed colors and goes away.
A few months later he’s in the maternity wear shop buying a maternity dress for his wife.
“What bust?” asked the assistant.
“The yellow one.”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman