–Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
–Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.
–When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how hot it is.
–Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.
–A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost-effective, but also a
proven fly deterrent.
–For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a
clean bowling shirt can create a nice appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes
to socks and shoes for this special occasion.