Ways to confuse a roommate Posted on July 22, 2017July 22, 2009 by admin These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.17. Chain yourself to your roommate’s bed. Get him/her to bring you food. Spread the love Related posts: Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!! True newspaper clipping Ways to confuse a roommate A student’s request for extra money