Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it.
“I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my folk`s bedroom and then I ran in. My father gave me a watch to get rid of me,” replied the little friend.
Little Johnny, thinking that this was a cool idea goes home and waits until he hears the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically and then runs into his folk`s bedroom.
“What do YOU want?!” asks the father gruffly.
“I want a watch!” says Johnny.
“Well then, sit down and shut up!” Dad replies.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis