God Creates the Man
When God created man he called him and said:
– Man, I have good and bad news to tell you.
– Lord, Tell me the good first! – the man answered.
– When I made you, I gave you two organs that are very
important: The Brain and the penis.
– Yes Lord, then what’s the bad news?
God explained:
– You have very little blood, for that reason when you use one
of them the other one won’t work.
God Creates the Woman
When God created the woman he called her and said:
– Woman, I have good and bad news to tell you.
– Lord, Tell me the good one first! – the woman answered.
– When I made you, I gave you two organs that are very
important: The Brain and the vagina.
– Yes Lord, then what’s the bad news?
God explained:
– You have too much blood, and since you won’t use the first one
very often, the other one will put out the exceeding every
month.