One day, a ventriloquist was in a club telling jokes about
blondes. The man and his dummy had the crowd cracking up. Out of
the crowd came a blonde who was pretty upset. She said to the
man, “You had better stop telling jokes about us blondes because
it’s offensive.”
The ventriloquist said, “Ma’am they’re only jokes, I don’t mean
anything by them.”
The blonde said, “I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to the
little man on your leg.”